Rating: G
Genre: Comedy and Damage Control
Author's Note: First in the Naughty Genie Fluff Series
Another Author's Note: This is un-beta'd. Mistakes are mine.

I should have known better. Honestly, you would think that after over two thousand years I would learn to be careful. I still do not know what drove me to interfere. Perhaps it was just because that Kate bitch was just so *huge* and boring. She was terribly dull. Just listening to her talk drove me out of my mind. So, I did what I had to do.

I blinked myself into L.A. and and had the two of the rescue me form vampires. Am I not a genius? They brought me back to Angel Investigations and asked me many questions. Angel did not recognize me without my harem girl uniform, so I am thankful. However, Kate was very suspicious. She kept asking me what my name was. I could not tell her it was Jeannie, and saying my name was Janelle might make Angel suspicious, so I told her my name was Jean Johnson. It sounds normal enough, do you not think so?

She was not satisfied with that, but she had to go and pick up her nephew. Her brother Roy had adopted him when his parents died. I think this is sweet, do you not? She promised to return later, so I had a little time to enact my plan. Cordelia had gone out for lunch and Angel to sleep for awhile. I had promised to wait until Kate got back so they could figure out why all the demons decided to come after me at once. (Duh, because they know who I am?) I settled myself on Cordelia's desk and picked up the phone. I dialed 311 and listened as the operator told me the number I was calling from. I jotted it down and slipped the piece of paper into my pocket. It would come in handy later. I blinked my clothes clean of dirt and fixed my hair and face. I was wearing jeans and an everyday ordinary shirt but it felt uncomfortable. I sat myself down on a chair to wait.

It was over an hour before the boring bitch came back, towing behind her someone I already knew. That was when I started to sweat. Hells Bells I have done it again! There is no way I can reasonably explain to him how I got here before he did, when I saw him off at the airport! Cordelia walked in seconds after her.

"Janelle? How'd you get here? I thought you were still in Calgary!" Yelian Knox cried.

"Janelle?" Angel asked coming up the stairs. Then he looked at me. "I remember you now! What have you gone and done this time Jeannie?" I tried to smile innocently and wring my hands. Angel narrowed his eyes. "What are you up to?"

"Nothing! I swear..."

"My ass!" cried Cordelia. "Everytime you come here we all better pray to God!"

I was nervous now. These clothes just didn't feel right either. I held out my arms and was about to blink myself my normal clothes when I had a sudden inspiration. I blinked myself to look like Buffy. "What are you doing with that bitch, Angel?" I cried as Buffy. Then I turned my attention away from him and glared at Kate. "How dare you!" I screamed at her. She panicked and ran out of the room. I laughed and blinked me back to myself.

I fell to the floor in laughter. "Not only is she fat and ugly...she also bloody stupid!" I burst into hysterical laughing.

"What was that all about, Jeannie?"

"N-Nothing!" I cried.

"Janelle?" Yelian asked in confusion.

"You remember nothing about this day," I informed him as I blinked away his knowledge of me being her. Before the confusion beat off, I blinked myself to Sunnydale. Wonder what I did there? Wait and see!

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